• Stephen: The reason we're not going to do this sketch is that it contains a great deal of sex and violence.
  • Hugh: A great deal.
  • Stephen: Lots of sex and violence.
  • Hugh: That's right. During the sketch, Stephen hits me several times with a golf club.
  • Stephen: Which of course wouldn't matter except that I do it very sexily.
  • Hugh: That's the trouble, you see. He does it so sexily. I wish you could see it.
  • Stephen: And then the sketch ends with us going to bed together...
  • Hugh: ...violently.
  • Stephen: Very, very violently. Now this raises problems.
  • Hugh: Not for me.